"..live fast, die young, bad girls do it well.."
  • peperomint:

    nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
    nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

    (via bullied)

  • can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


    why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

    i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

    (via ugly)

  • 2547446:

    y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

    (via pinch-of-perfecti0n)

  • spoopycopequinn:

    I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

    (Source: cutielife, via bullied)

  • unretrieved:

    and then satan said “here, have feelings”

    (Source: unretrieved, via dragana-d)